Wednesday, August 18, 2010

What's the Most F-ed Up Thing You Can Think Of? Ok, Now My Turn.

     A man in Orange County has just been arrested for.....ejaculating in a female co-worker's water bottle...twice. TMZ reported the story earlier. Yes, TMZ.

     According to officials from the O.C. District Attorney's office, the man walked into his co-worker's office in January and rubbed one out into her water bottle, which she went on to drink. But after consuming the water, she felt "sick and irritated" and threw the bottle away.
  
     Three months later, the victim and the suspect were both transferred to another branch...where he struck again. And she drank it...again. This time, however, after feeling sick, the woman saved the bottle and sent it to a lab to be tested. The results allegedly confirmed that the water bottle contained semen. And the DNA was later connected to the suspect.

     The victim has now hired famed attorney Gloria Allred to represent her. They should just hand her the money right now. This story deserves to be told...to everyone you know. Now that I've disturbed you...I'll watch you squirm as you drink your next bottle of water.

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